Driz Farts

Free shipping worldwide 🌎 (by wind)

I direct my farts across the world systematically by order number 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣……

No need to type in your address because I already know where you are 👹👺

(although, if you use credit card it makes you type it in because of fraud detection. Apple Pay doesn’t require it though :))

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TO BE CLEAR🫥….. NOTHING will arrive to you in a package of any kind after you place an order.

You will only know by pure intuition which fart 💨 is from me 🥰🙏

HA! Now you can’t sue me for false advertising!

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